*gives everyone a framed selfie for christmas*
do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
I have been waiting a whole year to reblog this.
GO AWAY. DON’T YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON MY DADDY.
not risking anything lol
Unfollow me now because I’m superstitious
I don’t know though… Dad went on a hunting trip and he he hasn’t been home in a few days…
i am so fucking sick of ur deep as fuck shit night vale ur fucking me up
“She’s so stupid! She doesn’t even know how to behave in public! I hate her so much. She better quit acting and learn how to smile more!”
“Oh my god, she’s so awesome. She’s perfect, please have another oscar for your life and all the choices you make! I LOVE YOU!”
Do you see the problem, Tumblr? Do you see it?
this will always be reblogged by me, this is so valid I cant even
THEY ARE BOTH LEGENDS OK
Thus the muses spake:
"JK you dealt kinda shittily with Dumbledore and other diversity aspects, so we’re gonna go ahead and fix this ourselves"
In other news A+ headcanons from the HP fandom.
I just spat my tea everywhere omfg what am I going to do
I’m fUKCINGN pEEING OH MY GGGGGGGGGODS
everybody bless the landlord
everybody bless his spouse